a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
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Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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