people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
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Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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