You're completely useless in the revolution.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
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I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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