We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
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My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
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Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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