I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
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So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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