the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
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Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
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He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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