I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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