i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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