Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
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Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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