so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
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Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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