Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize