I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
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No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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