Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
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WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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