that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
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I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
So much rum. So many feels.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
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the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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