Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
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Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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