I want to make a zoo with you.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
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The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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