Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
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About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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