There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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