I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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