p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
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Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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