Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Everything about him screamed your future.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
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ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
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Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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