He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
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I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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