I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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