Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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