her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
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I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
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There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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