who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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