If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
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i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
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Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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