Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
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she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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