I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
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She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
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