So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
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got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
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I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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