At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
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Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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