I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
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i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
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He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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