He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
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i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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