were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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