Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
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The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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