I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize