who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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