there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
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There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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