So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
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Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
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The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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