are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
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If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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