i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
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I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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