Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
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So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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