I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't deserve a penis
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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