I want to have your abortion
i already hear my dad disowning me
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
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He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
PS: I just woke up from my shower
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Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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