Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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