Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
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I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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