i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
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Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
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for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
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