Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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