last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
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Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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