in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
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The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
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So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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